I'm a Chicago dog walker in the Old Town Neighborhood, 60614. I encounter many dogs during my day, but none wiser than this one special dog. He comes from a different galaxy and knows more than I could ever know. Yes, I dog walk Yoda. The Star Wars Yoda!
I wish I could gain all of Yoda's knowledge, but alas, that blasted language barrier. Yoda speaks in an advanced language made up of yips and barks and all I've got is English. Yoda is by far a superior being that we can learn much from.